Another vintage shop has sprung up

and with each one the bands get more familiar.

Next, I bet, they’ll be selling Delia Smith memorabilia to kids who can’t spell ti-ra-mi-su,
considering that they live on it.

Cheap tinsel would’ve been better but they plump for the faux chic look of a fake fur coat
and hope it doesn’t rain;
horoscopes are accurat-er than weather reports, anyway, and isobars are lame- what’s their function?
They’re sat checking 
snapchats at the traffic lights
in snapbacks and new nikes
not looking ahead to the junction.